Bipap

With apologies to Petula Clark and to Respironics.


When you can't breathe and your pulse ox is low
There's just one way to go: bipap
Your lungs are working just as hard as they can
But it's just not enough: bipap

It helps you breathe, it fills your lungs, it has a different setting
For breathing in and breathing out the air that you are getting
How can you lose?
Your lungs are much happier
You can forget all your troubles, forget all your pain

So try bipap, that's where the breathing is,
Bipap, that's where the easing is: bipap
Bipap is waiting for you.


Strap on the mask, put it over your nose
And turn the airflow on: bipap
The computer in there takes care of everything else
As it adjusts for you, bipap

So put some distilled water into the humidifier
It keeps your throat from drying out each time that you respire
Breathing is good
It can keep you off the vent
Now you can stop all your snoring, you can sleep again

So use bipap, gives you more air to breathe
Bipap, no need to grind your teeth: bipap,
Bipap's the right thing for you.

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